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[ At some point after the joint tattoo adventure Harley can find a brightly wrapped package, about two thirds of her height and roughly two feet wide. The wrap-job is utterly chaotic, a mix of sparkly wrapping paper, newspapers, and printer-paper decorated in bright glitter-pen grins and smiley faces. He didn't realize he didn't have enough wrapping paper okay? And let's not forget the garish purple ribbon. Some of it is taped, some of it is duct-taped.
Inside there's a hammer John had commissioned; he'd always been fond of the decal on the original, before The Agency upgraded it. But also, electric-shock hammers are cool? So it's a bit of a mashup between the two. The attatched note reads ( in messily scrawled green crayon ):
In case you get in trouble
Or want to start some
~J ]
Inside there's a hammer John had commissioned; he'd always been fond of the decal on the original, before The Agency upgraded it. But also, electric-shock hammers are cool? So it's a bit of a mashup between the two. The attatched note reads ( in messily scrawled green crayon ):
In case you get in trouble
Or want to start some
~J ]
[ it's entirely possible that when harley opens her present, she makes a noise that only dogs are capable of hearing.
and by that we mean there's definitely some shrieking, followed by some brief swings of her pretty new weapon around her apartment; she narrowly avoids whacking over a lamp and a few other things in the process trying to get used to the weight and heft of it, but it's not like she'd be busting anything she can't afford to lose.
eventually, she sets it down (still ignorant of the special zappy button) and reaches for her device. ]
got the package
she's a beaut :)
there's a job in the down i've got lined up next week
could use some backup if it isn't one of your BUSY nights
and by that we mean there's definitely some shrieking, followed by some brief swings of her pretty new weapon around her apartment; she narrowly avoids whacking over a lamp and a few other things in the process trying to get used to the weight and heft of it, but it's not like she'd be busting anything she can't afford to lose.
eventually, she sets it down (still ignorant of the special zappy button) and reaches for her device. ]
got the package
she's a beaut :)
there's a job in the down i've got lined up next week
could use some backup if it isn't one of your BUSY nights
thats what im asking u
im p sure that's superman
im p sure that's superman
He was at the party like u saw him or u fucked him
[ He's so glad he's not standing next to Harley right now. He's sure she'd be extremely annoying. ]
congratulations u fucked superman
how'd u not know until now?
congratulations u fucked superman
how'd u not know until now?
[ Surprises are more fun? Besides, he would totally press a Mystery Button, so maybe he assumes she will eventually? In any case, he was totally NOT hawk-watching his phone for a reply pssshhh. It just happened to be in his hands okay. ]
Oh good! =D Glad you like it! Or, her! The hammer 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's almost like I knew ;D Didn't though, scout's honor!
Good Deeds are PART of my my nights are booked so I can totally be your back up. Hopefully you get a chance to bust some heads with your fancy new toy >:D
Oh good! =D Glad you like it! Or, her! The hammer 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's almost like I knew ;D Didn't though, scout's honor!
Good Deeds are PART of my my nights are booked so I can totally be your back up. Hopefully you get a chance to bust some heads with your fancy new toy >:D
[ she'll get around to finding it eventually. mostly she was just distracted by swinging it around a few times, really figuring out how best to swing it around and what kinda momentum she can get out of it. ]
yeah, her
i'll haveta think of a good name
perfect
i'll send ya the deets and we can meet there
it isn't for a few days yet so make sure you've got your best bashing outfit on
yeah, her
i'll haveta think of a good name
perfect
i'll send ya the deets and we can meet there
it isn't for a few days yet so make sure you've got your best bashing outfit on
[ And one morning, not too early, but not too late, there is a knock at her window, and when she opens it, she will find a large tray attached there, temporarily. On it is a dome covered plate, and on that plate are two homemade and very, very good, breakfast sandwiches.
Clark had fun making them, and in the wake of seeing her Dom finder ad, decided, why not? Whether or not she was good, whether or not she was a good person, she was still interesting. A simple note is attached. ]
I had fun the other day, at the party. I hope you enjoy. there are more where these came from. - CK
Clark had fun making them, and in the wake of seeing her Dom finder ad, decided, why not? Whether or not she was good, whether or not she was a good person, she was still interesting. A simple note is attached. ]
I had fun the other day, at the party. I hope you enjoy. there are more where these came from. - CK
he's doing a shit job if he is & why's it matter?
he's here btw
maybe more than 1 of him
and more than 1 of the kid the Joker killed
maybe more than 1 of him
and more than 1 of the kid the Joker killed
[ He resists the urge to suggest some kind of shock-themed name; no, no, don't ruin the surprise! ]
It's a date
I've already picked out my outfit ;)
It's a date
I've already picked out my outfit ;)
Well since you asked >:D
[ Find attached a photo framing John's mouth down to his collarbone; his grin is utterly maniacal, painted bright blood red in a stark contrast to his skin-- which so happens to be flawlessly white down his neck and bare shoulders. Clearly his acid-wash is the real deal and not an illusion of makeup ]
I think we wear the same shade! Not gunna say who I think pulls it off better ;D
[ Find attached a photo framing John's mouth down to his collarbone; his grin is utterly maniacal, painted bright blood red in a stark contrast to his skin-- which so happens to be flawlessly white down his neck and bare shoulders. Clearly his acid-wash is the real deal and not an illusion of makeup ]
I think we wear the same shade! Not gunna say who I think pulls it off better ;D
Well to be honest it was Harley's (yours?) shade FIRST so I didn't have to look very hard. I already knew exactly what color popped against white how I wanted
She wasn't bleach-white all over though ;)
She wasn't bleach-white all over though ;)
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