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[ At some point after the joint tattoo adventure Harley can find a brightly wrapped package, about two thirds of her height and roughly two feet wide. The wrap-job is utterly chaotic, a mix of sparkly wrapping paper, newspapers, and printer-paper decorated in bright glitter-pen grins and smiley faces. He didn't realize he didn't have enough wrapping paper okay? And let's not forget the garish purple ribbon. Some of it is taped, some of it is duct-taped.
Inside there's a hammer John had commissioned; he'd always been fond of the decal on the original, before The Agency upgraded it. But also, electric-shock hammers are cool? So it's a bit of a mashup between the two. The attatched note reads ( in messily scrawled green crayon ):
In case you get in trouble
Or want to start some
~J ]
Inside there's a hammer John had commissioned; he'd always been fond of the decal on the original, before The Agency upgraded it. But also, electric-shock hammers are cool? So it's a bit of a mashup between the two. The attatched note reads ( in messily scrawled green crayon ):
In case you get in trouble
Or want to start some
~J ]
[ it's entirely possible that when harley opens her present, she makes a noise that only dogs are capable of hearing.
and by that we mean there's definitely some shrieking, followed by some brief swings of her pretty new weapon around her apartment; she narrowly avoids whacking over a lamp and a few other things in the process trying to get used to the weight and heft of it, but it's not like she'd be busting anything she can't afford to lose.
eventually, she sets it down (still ignorant of the special zappy button) and reaches for her device. ]
got the package
she's a beaut :)
there's a job in the down i've got lined up next week
could use some backup if it isn't one of your BUSY nights
and by that we mean there's definitely some shrieking, followed by some brief swings of her pretty new weapon around her apartment; she narrowly avoids whacking over a lamp and a few other things in the process trying to get used to the weight and heft of it, but it's not like she'd be busting anything she can't afford to lose.
eventually, she sets it down (still ignorant of the special zappy button) and reaches for her device. ]
got the package
she's a beaut :)
there's a job in the down i've got lined up next week
could use some backup if it isn't one of your BUSY nights
[ And one morning, not too early, but not too late, there is a knock at her window, and when she opens it, she will find a large tray attached there, temporarily. On it is a dome covered plate, and on that plate are two homemade and very, very good, breakfast sandwiches.
Clark had fun making them, and in the wake of seeing her Dom finder ad, decided, why not? Whether or not she was good, whether or not she was a good person, she was still interesting. A simple note is attached. ]
I had fun the other day, at the party. I hope you enjoy. there are more where these came from. - CK
Clark had fun making them, and in the wake of seeing her Dom finder ad, decided, why not? Whether or not she was good, whether or not she was a good person, she was still interesting. A simple note is attached. ]
I had fun the other day, at the party. I hope you enjoy. there are more where these came from. - CK
dr. quinzel, yeah?
it's tate. checking in to see if ur still cool with a meeting
it's tate. checking in to see if ur still cool with a meeting
Edited 2020-07-03 05:49 (UTC)
un: tl94 (supposedly; thanks be to fibber; img contains bruising, sfw)
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confiscated
2020-08-07 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[So Fibber's definitely being a thing, acting up and sending things off the camera roll without notice. And while Tate's not exactly carrying around a lot of selfies, there are some questionable photos, saved, received or otherwise taken and kept on his phone for the app to pull from. And to send to his therapist, of all people.]
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You said you had a PHD?
( considering what she's thinking about for this conversation it's a weird starting point )
( considering what she's thinking about for this conversation it's a weird starting point )
Can you teach me how to dance? I don't think the steps I know will work in Duplicity somehow.
Hey, Doc. You feeling murderous?
hey, so
what're u gonna be for halloween?
what're u gonna be for halloween?
Harley, if I were to take a female form on a temporary basis, would you be willing to help me refine my appearance to suitably reflect my personality? I have a rough idea of how I wish to look, but it does not come as naturally to me as my male form has, likely due to how I personally identify.
[This is a bit humiliating, but at least Harley doesn't know him, not like Hannibal might.]
Do you take anonymous clients by text for your therapy sessions?
I need an objective opinion.
Are you capable of providing those?
Do you take anonymous clients by text for your therapy sessions?
I need an objective opinion.
Are you capable of providing those?
Harley Quinn,
I feel obligated to inform you about the events of last night as regards your submissive. Charlotte had been employed at the establishment I own, Birds of Paradise, under the management of her sister, Lucy Wells. Lucy had recommended her highly. Last night, at the grand opening party, Charlotte started a quarrel with Lucy in the middle of the party, including pouring a full glass of wine down Lucy's dress.
The two of them were heatedly exchanging insults before I drew Lucy into the back room in order to advise her to gain control of the situation. Charlotte left her client in order to pursue and continue insulting her sister. I advised Charlotte to calm down, return to her client, and do her best to behave in a manner that would help repair some of the damage to the establishment's reputation. Lucy calmed down right away and did her best to calm Charlotte, but Charlotte's temper only worsened until she was insulting me most vehemently and spitting upon me.
When she spat at me I feared for my safety and also feared a further scene would damage the reputation of my business further than she already had. At that point I called for assistance and we had her gently subdued and removed from the premises.
I delivered her to the Down Court and Jail. She was unharmed upon arrival. You may pick her up there.
I made it quite clear to Charlotte but I want to reiterate to you because it is extremely obvious that Charlotte cannot control herself. I only hope you can control her. She is henceforth legally barred from any property I own, and if she perpetrates any assault upon myself or my property in the future, I will have her whipped.
I am deeply sorry to have to deliver this news to you and I regret that I was not able to prevent the situation from escalating in the manner that it did. I hope that these events will not significantly sour our acquaintance.
Please... try to protect Charlotte from herself. I was merciful but there are worse people than me that she could be making enemies of and picking fights with around Duplicity.
My sincere regrets,
Nie Huaisang
I feel obligated to inform you about the events of last night as regards your submissive. Charlotte had been employed at the establishment I own, Birds of Paradise, under the management of her sister, Lucy Wells. Lucy had recommended her highly. Last night, at the grand opening party, Charlotte started a quarrel with Lucy in the middle of the party, including pouring a full glass of wine down Lucy's dress.
The two of them were heatedly exchanging insults before I drew Lucy into the back room in order to advise her to gain control of the situation. Charlotte left her client in order to pursue and continue insulting her sister. I advised Charlotte to calm down, return to her client, and do her best to behave in a manner that would help repair some of the damage to the establishment's reputation. Lucy calmed down right away and did her best to calm Charlotte, but Charlotte's temper only worsened until she was insulting me most vehemently and spitting upon me.
When she spat at me I feared for my safety and also feared a further scene would damage the reputation of my business further than she already had. At that point I called for assistance and we had her gently subdued and removed from the premises.
I delivered her to the Down Court and Jail. She was unharmed upon arrival. You may pick her up there.
I made it quite clear to Charlotte but I want to reiterate to you because it is extremely obvious that Charlotte cannot control herself. I only hope you can control her. She is henceforth legally barred from any property I own, and if she perpetrates any assault upon myself or my property in the future, I will have her whipped.
I am deeply sorry to have to deliver this news to you and I regret that I was not able to prevent the situation from escalating in the manner that it did. I hope that these events will not significantly sour our acquaintance.
Please... try to protect Charlotte from herself. I was merciful but there are worse people than me that she could be making enemies of and picking fights with around Duplicity.
My sincere regrets,
Nie Huaisang
[Charlotte looks most unlike herself. There's mascara down her cheeks for a start, and she's wearing a thick leather collar with a huge ring attached to the front of it round her neck. She's still visibly upset when she starts the video.]
Are you in? Can I come?
Are you in? Can I come?
[ well, that's not a good sign, and even from here in her own apartment, something pangs deep in harley's chest, concern springing over her features immediately as she looks at the image of the other woman on her device's screen. ]
Oh, gorgeous. Of course you can, always. [ as if charlotte ever even needs to ask before just showing up, the way harley herself does often enough. ] They know you're with me at the front desk, they'll let you right up. Okay?
[ and before charlotte gets there she'll busy herself with frantically trying to clear off some of the mess in her place, at least making enough of a space for the other woman to sit. ]
Oh, gorgeous. Of course you can, always. [ as if charlotte ever even needs to ask before just showing up, the way harley herself does often enough. ] They know you're with me at the front desk, they'll let you right up. Okay?
[ and before charlotte gets there she'll busy herself with frantically trying to clear off some of the mess in her place, at least making enough of a space for the other woman to sit. ]
text | un: bigred - some godawful hour of the morning
redrighthanded
2020-12-02 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
hey
you awake?
you awake?
[A few nights after the re-opening at Insecurity, after being jailed and placed in the People Zoo.]
Hey, dollface. I've been thinkin' and I think I gotta proposition fer ya.
Hey, dollface. I've been thinkin' and I think I gotta proposition fer ya.
On December 24th...
There's a delivery to Harley's residence.
It's an elegant and clearly professionally gift-wrapped set of packages, as well as three mézeskalács individually wrapped in see-through cellophane and tied off with a black and white bow to match the rest of the wrapping design.
Unwrapping the larger of the boxes contains a very Harley clutch. And, yes, the knuckle duster slides free.
The smaller box looks like it houses business cards. And indeed, when Harley opens it it has all the hallmarks of what she and Oswald had discussed with regards marketing herself: crisp matte card with an embossed silver font spelling out her name with red hearts beneath. Except rather than being in red foil, the hearts are a mounted pair of earrings each set either side of a necklace.
Finally, there is a black envelope containing a black paper letter. The writing is in Oswald's own hand, in gold ink:
To forging futures.
Obviously, he's also signed it at the bottom.
[ Persephone spent some time trying to find out what everyone’s favorite baked treat is just for this occasion.
A carefully packaged container topped with a ribbon will be delivered to their residence. Within Harley will find her favorite baked treat, or perhaps her second (or third) favorite if Persephone couldn’t get an answer to her top favorite. The baked goods are as fresh as she could manage.
Attached is a note the reads: ]
[ There’s also a separate package for Bruce containing homemade doggie biscuits shaped like gingerbread men. ]
A carefully packaged container topped with a ribbon will be delivered to their residence. Within Harley will find her favorite baked treat, or perhaps her second (or third) favorite if Persephone couldn’t get an answer to her top favorite. The baked goods are as fresh as she could manage.
Attached is a note the reads: ]
[ There’s also a separate package for Bruce containing homemade doggie biscuits shaped like gingerbread men. ]
[Left on the coffee table just before sunrise on Christmas morning as Cassidy crawls off to bed is a large, messily wrapped gift and a small card. Beneath the glittery paper is a soft (and nsfw) plushie, while the equally glittery card contains a brief message in almost child like lettering.]
Youre the best thing to happen to me in this place. Happy Holidays gorgous. :)
Youre the best thing to happen to me in this place. Happy Holidays gorgous. :)
⟨ One day after Christmas, Harley can find a new hot pink outfit hanging in her closet. Attached to it with a small clip is a tiny bag with a pair of barbells and a small note. ⟩
I stole them, but its the thought that counts. Right?
- J
[ On the 24th or 25th Harley will find a gift-wrapped package dropped off at her door or workplace, whichever would be easier to find. Attached is a card; ]
- For the next time you go wandering down dark paths
Merry xmas
- R.M xoxo
Edited 2020-12-24 04:57 (UTC)
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