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world's greatest grandpa. ([personal profile] mahem) wrote2020-05-21 01:16 pm

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[personal profile] mainbastich 2020-12-07 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
If you can find someone with yer stamina, I'm thinkin' I might have a run fer my money.

Course it would be me. Daddy's got away with bratty little girls like yerself. Not the first girl I retaught how to bend their legs.

A little twink and a foul-mouthed lady, huh? Sounds like my kinda fun. Might want to get all three of ya together, maybe that will leave me feelin' real satisfied.
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[personal profile] mainbastich 2020-12-07 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Now that's a little fun fact he's going to mercilessly abuse in the future. Especially now that there fucking has to happen on the clock for government records.]

Yeah? Maybe you should send the main man in to get some, since yer the boss and all now. Give both of us some more energy to get all we want done in one session.

Baby girl, the amount of stretchin' I've got planned for you. Yer gonna need some scissors to get you untangled. Should ask now, but you got any mirrors or windows in your house? Because I think it's time we give you the front and center seat to the show.

Maybe. Doubt it, hunny, you know how hard the main man parties.
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[personal profile] mainbastich 2020-12-07 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Any place that can push a needle through the main man's nipple sounds like a good enough place. So long as they make them as pretty as yers.

[She can probably hear his voice through the text. Salacious and lewd, definitely remembers the last time they were together. Especially, those pretty pieces on her knockers.]

Listen, doll, since we're on the topic of big space and moving down, let's talk a bit of business. As much as I like sittin' on the beach with the only itinerary being how often I can get my knot milked, the man get's a bit bored, you know?

Apparently, no one's offering contracts to folks with the ink line on their throat. So, what's a guy like me gotta do to get paid to knock people's teeth out around here?
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[personal profile] mainbastich 2020-12-08 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm sure you could make everythin' feel better with that tongue of yers. Especially, on the sensitive bits.

Well, well, missy's got a way in with the big men on top. Knew there was somethin' about ya I liked besides those legs. This Oz guy, he smart? Meanin' that, if he sees the main man takin' out garbage he won't ask where it's going.

You know what I mean sweetheart? Sometimes trash needs concrete shoes to keep it at the bottom of the harbor.
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[personal profile] mainbastich 2020-12-08 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
I can think of a couple of things that need some attention from that pink tongue of yers. Long, short, maybe some caressing from the girls, upper and bottom lip.

A Gothamite, huh? Well, sounds like my kinda scum. He gonna mind if I sample some of the goods from time to time? Especially, a blondie hotcake on duty?

You wear a uniform for that job, sweetheart?
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[personal profile] mainbastich 2020-12-08 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
yeah? tell me more. I got my hand right here, and sure it ain't that tongue of yers, but for now, I think it will do just fine.

Hope he doesn't mind his star girl walking a little lopsided after every break. Should invest in a wheelchair, because yer gonna need it by the end of yer shift when I'm done with you.

Just gettin' an idea if it's easily replaceable. I get impatient.
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[personal profile] mainbastich 2020-12-08 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That and some other things. What I would give to fuck those nice tits of yers hot stuff. Might have to consider doing that in the future. Since we're gonna be roomies n' all.

Quickie is just fer gettin' off as many times as possible in a row. Is that the definition yer lookin' for, hunny?

Best not ta. The only panties you should wear are edible ones.