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text; un: struckbylightning

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MEET BARRY ALLEN, YOU TWO SHOULD TALK ABOUT CUM FACIALS!

text; un: hq

[mahem]

wow
not even a lil dinner first?

[toofast]

first off
dinner is always important
secondly
i'm sorry it sent this just
disregard forever thanks

[mahem]

oh no you don't
you're not getting away that easy

[toofast]

gotta catch me first

[mahem]

no way that is totally cheating!!

[toofast]

🏃🏃🏃

[mahem]

hey i know you're not really running rn
stop playing

[toofast]

how do you know that?
a guy can run and text???

[mahem]

yeah but you're like so fast
wouldn't the phone just break up eventually from sheer running power?

[toofast]

🤔
i mean
it's not like my clothes do
or i'd be running naked all the time

[mahem]

okay but real talk
do you have like special clothes
do your shoes get all torn up otherwise

[toofast]

my suit is, yes
my shoes have
vaporized before
yes
kinda sucks

[mahem]

so do you have to wear like special shoes for that now
or just give up pairs you don't care about every time you gotta do a speed run?

[toofast]

it depends how fast i go

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anyone ever clocked how fast that really is
like with a speedo-whatchamacallit